1 I think this is going to be a great week (my birthday week)
2 There are a lot of magpies around at the moment. 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy…
3 Pregnant women in large groups are quite scary.
4 I would like to find a masterpiece behind my sofa (http://bit.ly/axAVug)
5 Justin Bieber has to be the most whiney musician in the world.
6 People get stressed over the smallest things, such as postcodes.
7 We actually have very little say on the final result of the X Factor – deal with it!
8 I would like a Fleur de Lis Tiffany Key for my birthday or Christmas.
9 I can’t look at social pictures without the song ‘Being a Dickhead’s Cool’ popping into my head.
10 I am always surprised by how little common sense some people have and how they manage to get by in daily life.